Is there any truth in the rumour that Donald Trump is planning to stand for Pope?
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| "I'll get Elon to take care of those Cardinals. Yeah, it's doable." |
The big question is can Elon buy off the voting Cardinals? Well, that would really put those billions of Catholics in line behind the Don. 'Pope Donald I' would obviously be making a few changes. Here are a few that he might consider:
- No Catholics in Hell. Only other silly religions, like Protestants.
- He'd sort of have to go easy on bonking outside of marriage.
- He'd add fries to the transubstantiation ceremony.
- He'd be given credit in The Bible, take over selling rights and the price of the book would be increased.
- Women would be able to help with cleaning up churches and making snacks available for priests.
Let's wait and see what happens when the voting starts.
That makes me want to say, "Sheesh!"
ReplyDeleteThanks Bagno.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Richard re the "Sheesh"! thing.
Your studies on Catholicism have obviously shown you the stupidity and egregiousness of that religion.
Just an observation though. If you're getting a lot of your information from Richard on Robert's Church remember that he's an atheist and is already going to Hell. It might be better to ask Robert for insights as he's a theist and, although he's also going to Hell he kind of believes that he's going to Heaven.
Anyway - you mentioned in your list of things that Donald Trump might do if he became Pope :
"Women would be able to help with cleaning up churches and making snacks available for priests".
Actually this is the only role that women are allowed to do under the current Vatican-led regime so Trump would have nothing to do with this - not that he wouldn't take credit anyway.
Keep up the good work. Plumbers are needed in Catholicism and I guess all religions. There's no end to the shit that's backed up in there.